Pope Leo Shirt

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Size Guide

Size Guide

Unisex Shirts

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30
5XL 35 32

Unisex Hoodie

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32
5XL 33 34

Unisex Sweatshirt

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32
5XL 33 34

Unisex Shirts

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 71.12 45.72
M 73.66 50.80
L 76.20 55.88
XL 78.74 60.96
2XL 81.28 66.04
3XL 83.82 71.12
4XL 86.36 76.20
5XL 88.90 81.28

Unisex Hoodie

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 66.04 50.80
M 68.58 55.88
L 71.12 60.96
XL 73.66 66.04
2XL 76.20 71.12
3XL 78.74 76.20
4XL 81.28 81.28
5XL 83.82 86.36

Unisex Sweatshirt

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 66.04 50.80
M 68.58 55.88
L 71.12 60.96
XL 73.66 66.04
2XL 76.20 71.12
3XL 78.74 76.20
4XL 81.28 81.28
5XL 83.82 86.36
Description

The Pope Leo Shirt is where Vatican tradition meets dive bar legend. Created in honor of Pope Leo XIV, the bold successor to Pope Francis, this shirt blends holy reverence with Chicago’s most divisive spirit: Malört. The result? A hilarious, high-proof fusion of papal pride and barstool bravery.

Pope Leo Shirt – Malört, The Mass, and Maximum Bitterness

The design features an ornate crest topped with a red crown and adorned with a Chicago flag-inspired shield. Beneath it, the words “Pope Leo’s Malört Holy Water” are emblazoned in gothic lettering. The symbolism is clear: this isn’t just a shirt—it’s a sacrament of sarcasm. As the Church ushers in a new era under Leo XIV, the faithful can now toast the transition with a bitter shot and an even sharper punchline.

This is not your grandma’s commemorative Vatican tee. The Pope Leo Shirt is made for the believers who bless their drinks, the lapsed Catholics who still respect a good vestment, and the city dwellers who know that true sanctity might come in a shot glass. Whether you’re a card-carrying theologian or just spiritually curious after a fourth round, this shirt invites you to laugh, sip, and question everything.

Crafted from soft, premium cotton and featuring a relaxed unisex fit, it’s built for the altar and the afterparty. The print is crisp, the message is irreverent, and the energy is unmistakably Chicago. It’s perfect for holy days, bar crawls, papal debates, or simply blessing your liver one pour at a time.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Honors Pope Leo XIV – Wearable satire for a new chapter in church history
  • Malört Meets Ministry – Bold design inspired by Chicago’s iconic liquor
  • Unisex & Ultra-Comfortable – Soft cotton that’s ready for both prayer and partying
  • Instant Conversation Starter – Expect laughs, confessions, and maybe a conversion
  • Perfect for Satirical Souls – A must-have for fans of religious irony and Midwestern grit

The Pope Leo Shirt isn’t just a nod to Catholic tradition—it’s a cheeky blessing for modern sinners. Whether you raise a glass or make the sign of the cross, this shirt lets you do it with style.

Because in this new papacy, the holy water burns a little more.

Long live Pope Leo XIV. Now drink accordingly.

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PRODUCT DETAILS
Classic Shirt

CLASSIC T-SHIRT

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Hoodie

HOODIE

50% cotton, 50% polyester, Made from spun fibers that make for a very strong

premium shirt

PREMIUM T-SHIRT

Super Soft, 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

Sweatshirt

SWEATSHIRT

Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester

Product Details

Product Details

Attribute Details
Color Printed With Different Colors
Size Various Size (From S to 4XL)
Style Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts
Brand AshBubble
Made In the United States
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach.
  • Tumble dry medium.
  • Do not iron.
  • Do not dry-clean.