Wait Until My Dad Hears About This Shirt

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Size Guide

Unisex Shirts

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30
5XL 35 32

Unisex Hoodie

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32
5XL 33 34

Unisex Sweatshirt

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32
5XL 33 34

Unisex Shirts

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 71.12 45.72
M 73.66 50.80
L 76.20 55.88
XL 78.74 60.96
2XL 81.28 66.04
3XL 83.82 71.12
4XL 86.36 76.20
5XL 88.90 81.28

Unisex Hoodie

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 66.04 50.80
M 68.58 55.88
L 71.12 60.96
XL 73.66 66.04
2XL 76.20 71.12
3XL 78.74 76.20
4XL 81.28 81.28
5XL 83.82 86.36

Unisex Sweatshirt

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 66.04 50.80
M 68.58 55.88
L 71.12 60.96
XL 73.66 66.04
2XL 76.20 71.12
3XL 78.74 76.20
4XL 81.28 81.28
5XL 83.82 86.36
Description

The Wait Until My Dad Hears About This Shirt isn’t just a piece of clothing—it’s a declaration. A hauntingly cute, pastel-goth badge of attitude that fuses occult visuals with brat-core energy. You’ve seen the aesthetic: think Lisa Frank summoned by a Ouija board, guided by a TikTok witch who reads tarot during lunch break. Now wear it proudly.

Wait Until My Dad Hears About This Shirt – Supernatural Sass Meets Alt-Aesthetic Chaos

Front and center, the design features a pastel spirit board in pink and purple, dripping with radioactive slime and outlined by a witchy pentagram. Skull icons, goth kittens, and a broken heart detail complete the look—an absurdly perfect storm of chaos and kitsch. The iconic phrase, “Wait Until My Dad Hears About This,” surrounds the graphic like a threat and a punchline. This shirt is for the bold, the mischievous, and the emotionally dramatic—whether you’re channeling daddy’s favorite or just stirring the spiritual pot for laughs.

This tee isn’t subtle, and that’s the point. It’s ideal for anyone fluent in meme-speak, astrology apps, and hyper-ironic fashion. Whether you’re a mall goth with unfinished business or a chaotic neutral looking for your next statement fit, this shirt screams, spells, and conjures exactly the vibe.

Printed on premium cotton, the shirt is as soft as your latest cursed plushie and as durable as your childhood trauma. The bold, high-contrast graphic ensures every mystical detail pops—from the “Yes/No” cat icons to the sparkles dancing around your next mistake. It’s breathable, comfy, and versatile enough to pair with platforms, combat boots, or pajama pants for late-night ghost hunts on Discord.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Alt Aesthetic Approved – Pastel goth meets cosmic mischief in a single chaotic graphic
  • Unisex Comfort – A flattering fit for all genders, sizes, and stages of existential crisis
  • Witchcore Meets Internet Humor – Slime, skulls, kittens, and sarcasm all in one shirt
  • Viral Energy – Wearable content for TikTok, Instagram, or hexing your ex
  • Durability You Can Trust – Just like your daddy issues

This shirt isn’t just about attitude—it’s about ownership. You’re not warning the world. You’re daring it. The Wait Until My Dad Hears About This Shirt belongs to the loud, the cursed, and the delightfully deranged.

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PRODUCT DETAILS
Classic Shirt

CLASSIC T-SHIRT

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Hoodie

HOODIE

50% cotton, 50% polyester, Made from spun fibers that make for a very strong

premium shirt

PREMIUM T-SHIRT

Super Soft, 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

Sweatshirt

SWEATSHIRT

Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester

Product Details

Attribute Details
Color Printed With Different Colors
Size Various Size (From S to 4XL)
Style Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts
Brand AshBubble
Made In the United States
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach.
  • Tumble dry medium.
  • Do not iron.
  • Do not dry-clean.