All I Hear In School Shirt

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Size Guide

Size Guide

Unisex Shirts

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30
5XL 35 32

Unisex Hoodie

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32
5XL 33 34

Unisex Sweatshirt

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32
5XL 33 34

Unisex Shirts

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 71.12 45.72
M 73.66 50.80
L 76.20 55.88
XL 78.74 60.96
2XL 81.28 66.04
3XL 83.82 71.12
4XL 86.36 76.20
5XL 88.90 81.28

Unisex Hoodie

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 66.04 50.80
M 68.58 55.88
L 71.12 60.96
XL 73.66 66.04
2XL 76.20 71.12
3XL 78.74 76.20
4XL 81.28 81.28
5XL 83.82 86.36

Unisex Sweatshirt

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 66.04 50.80
M 68.58 55.88
L 71.12 60.96
XL 73.66 66.04
2XL 76.20 71.12
3XL 78.74 76.20
4XL 81.28 81.28
5XL 83.82 86.36
Description

The All I Hear In School Shirt is a masterclass in internet nostalgia. It captures a chaotic era where every hallway echoed with out-of-context quotes, random soundbites, and memes that refused to die. This tee doesn’t just reference 2010s internet culture—it lists it. Boldly. Casually. Like a digital time capsule for the loudest kids in class.

All I Hear In School Shirt – Vine Nostalgia in Bullet Points

The design is simple and genius: plain white background, black text, and a bullet-point breakdown of the only things middle schoolers seemed to say for three straight years. Starting with the iconic “Ebola,” followed by “Yeet,” “Bruh,” “What’s 9+10?” and “21,” it keeps stacking lines until you’re laughing out loud or hearing them in your head. If you survived the Vine era, this shirt feels like auditory PTSD—in the best possible way.

Every line hits. “My anaconda don’.” “Bout a week ago.” And of course, four separate “Ebola” entries—because yes, that’s how it felt. Whether you’re wearing this ironically or unironically, the impact lands. People will stop you. They’ll recite it. They’ll finish the punchlines. It’s more than a shirt. It’s a shared cultural trauma printed in Arial.

Made from soft, breathable cotton, the All I Hear In School Tee delivers comfort while bringing back pure chaos. It works perfectly for nostalgic Gen Zs, chronically online millennials, or anyone who remembers watching 6-second loops for hours. The unisex fit means anyone can wear it, whether you’re tall, short, introverted, or the kid who yelled “YEET” every 10 minutes in 2014.

This shirt doesn’t overcomplicate anything. It doesn’t need color. It doesn’t need graphics. Just words—and the memories they unlock.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Vine-era references in perfect chaotic order
  • Simple text-only design that hits harder than expected
  • Soft cotton that feels as good as it memes
  • Unisex fit made for every former class clown
  • Instant recognition from anyone raised on internet noise

The All I Hear In School Shirt turns your middle school memories into wearable text. It’s a punchline, a throwback, and a time machine wrapped in cotton. Loud, legendary, and 100% internet-core.

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PRODUCT DETAILS
Classic Shirt

CLASSIC T-SHIRT

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Hoodie

HOODIE

50% cotton, 50% polyester, Made from spun fibers that make for a very strong

premium shirt

PREMIUM T-SHIRT

Super Soft, 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

Sweatshirt

SWEATSHIRT

Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester

Product Details

Product Details

Attribute Details
Color Printed With Different Colors
Size Various Size (From S to 4XL)
Style Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts
Brand AshBubble
Made In the United States
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach.
  • Tumble dry medium.
  • Do not iron.
  • Do not dry-clean.