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Bible Says Adam And Eve Not Or Shirt
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Size Guide
Unisex Shirts
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Unisex Hoodie
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26 | 20 |
| M | 27 | 22 |
| L | 28 | 24 |
| XL | 29 | 26 |
| 2XL | 30 | 28 |
| 3XL | 31 | 30 |
| 4XL | 32 | 32 |
| 5XL | 33 | 34 |
Unisex Sweatshirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26 | 20 |
| M | 27 | 22 |
| L | 28 | 24 |
| XL | 29 | 26 |
| 2XL | 30 | 28 |
| 3XL | 31 | 30 |
| 4XL | 32 | 32 |
| 5XL | 33 | 34 |
Unisex Shirts
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 71.12 | 45.72 |
| M | 73.66 | 50.80 |
| L | 76.20 | 55.88 |
| XL | 78.74 | 60.96 |
| 2XL | 81.28 | 66.04 |
| 3XL | 83.82 | 71.12 |
| 4XL | 86.36 | 76.20 |
| 5XL | 88.90 | 81.28 |
Unisex Hoodie
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 66.04 | 50.80 |
| M | 68.58 | 55.88 |
| L | 71.12 | 60.96 |
| XL | 73.66 | 66.04 |
| 2XL | 76.20 | 71.12 |
| 3XL | 78.74 | 76.20 |
| 4XL | 81.28 | 81.28 |
| 5XL | 83.82 | 86.36 |
Unisex Sweatshirt
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 66.04 | 50.80 |
| M | 68.58 | 55.88 |
| L | 71.12 | 60.96 |
| XL | 73.66 | 66.04 |
| 2XL | 76.20 | 71.12 |
| 3XL | 78.74 | 76.20 |
| 4XL | 81.28 | 81.28 |
| 5XL | 83.82 | 86.36 |
Description
The Bible Says Adam And Eve Not Or Shirt is what happens when bad faith meets bad design—and someone slaps it on a tee anyway. Printed with the phrase “The Bible says Adam and Eve, not or” above a pink-purple ombré Bible illustration, this shirt looks like it crawled out of a church camp lost-and-found and went straight to a Pride protest for the wrong reasons.
The Bible Says Adam And Eve Not Or Shirt – A Satirical Take on Outdated Takes
But here’s the thing—it’s funny because it’s a mess. This tee flips the script. By wearing it ironically, you’re mocking the logic that tries to gatekeep love using scripture and sentence fragments. The font? Extra. The grammar? Shaky. The implication? Hilariously unclear. And that’s why it works. It’s like your aunt’s Facebook post collided with a rainbow and now it’s fashion.
This shirt blew up online during Pride Month, with people calling it the “worst homophobic tee ever made.” Naturally, the internet did what it does best: turned it into a meme. TikTok dragged it. Twitter reposted it. Instagram turned it into camp. And if you’re queer, chaotic, or chronically online, this belongs in your rotation.
Made from soft cotton and available in a unisex fit, this shirt is easy to layer, crop, or style however you want. Wear it with jorts, boots, and a snarl—or go full absurdist with pearls and a Pride flag. No one can stop you. Least of all whoever printed this and meant it seriously.
Why You’ll Love It
- Peak Pride Month irony for the extremely online
- Perfect for trolling bigots without saying a word
- Lightweight, soft cotton that feels like sarcasm
- Unisex sizing for all genders, orientations, and levels of pettiness
- As seen in viral memes mocking weaponized scripture
The Bible Says Adam And Eve Not Or Shirt is the kind of cursed energy you wear with confidence. It’s not just a shirt—it’s a punchline in motion. It’s protestwear, it’s performance art, and it’s going to get you compliments from exactly the people you want.
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PRODUCT DETAILS
Product Details
| Attribute | Details |
|---|---|
| Color | Printed With Different Colors |
| Size | Various Size (From S to 4XL) |
| Style | Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts |
| Brand | AshBubble |
| Made | In the United States |
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