Alligator Alcatraz Shirt

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Size Guide

Size Guide

Unisex Shirts

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30
5XL 35 32

Unisex Hoodie

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32
5XL 33 34

Unisex Sweatshirt

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32
5XL 33 34

Unisex Shirts

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 71.12 45.72
M 73.66 50.80
L 76.20 55.88
XL 78.74 60.96
2XL 81.28 66.04
3XL 83.82 71.12
4XL 86.36 76.20
5XL 88.90 81.28

Unisex Hoodie

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 66.04 50.80
M 68.58 55.88
L 71.12 60.96
XL 73.66 66.04
2XL 76.20 71.12
3XL 78.74 76.20
4XL 81.28 81.28
5XL 83.82 86.36

Unisex Sweatshirt

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 66.04 50.80
M 68.58 55.88
L 71.12 60.96
XL 73.66 66.04
2XL 76.20 71.12
3XL 78.74 76.20
4XL 81.28 81.28
5XL 83.82 86.36
Description

Welcome to Florida’s boldest political stunt of 2025, now available in t-shirt form. The Alligator Alcatraz Shirt takes the viral nickname of Florida’s new detention center—deep in the heart of the Everglades—and turns it into streetwear satire with bite. This isn’t just a tee; it’s a conversation grenade.

Alligator Alcatraz Shirt – Swamp Politics Never Looked So Good

Front and center is a fierce, retro-style gator with its jaws wide open, surrounded by bold gold lettering that reads: Alligator Alcatraz – Everglades, FL – EST. 2025. Whether you’re pro-border, anti-fascist, or just here for the memes, this tee makes sure you’re part of the moment. Because when Florida turns a swamp into a detention facility and sells baby onesies to fundraise off it? You bet that deserves a shirt.

This design was inspired by the real-life “Alligator Alcatraz,” a 5,000-bed migrant detention site built almost overnight near the Dade-Collier airstrip. Surrounded by actual alligators, wild pythons, and political absurdity, this center became a national flashpoint faster than you can say “DeSantis fundraiser.” Within days, merch started flying: hats, koozies, tote bags—and this now-iconic tee. Even Trump himself leaned in, giving speeches while flanked by flags, helicopters, and enough MAGA energy to turn the Everglades into a reality TV set.

This shirt isn’t just reactive. It’s reflective. It’s for people who want to call out the surreal state of American politics—or double down on it. Whether you’re a Florida local, a political junkie, or just here for the drip, this tee lets you wear the timeline we’re all stuck in.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Culturally relevant: Captures one of the year’s most viral political stunts.
  • Unapologetically bold: Alligator print, prison references, and Florida chaos in one punchy design.
  • Comfort first: Soft cotton, breathable fit—perfect for rallies or roasting your governor.
  • Conversation starter: No one’s ignoring you in this. And that’s the point.
  • Versatile tone: Mock it, support it, meme it—either way, it slaps.

The Alligator Alcatraz Shirt is for anyone who believes America’s political theatre deserves its own merch drop. Equal parts dystopia and drip, it belongs in every collection where fashion meets f*ckery. This is the shirt of the summer. And if you don’t get it? The gator might.

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PRODUCT DETAILS
Classic Shirt

CLASSIC T-SHIRT

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Hoodie

HOODIE

50% cotton, 50% polyester, Made from spun fibers that make for a very strong

premium shirt

PREMIUM T-SHIRT

Super Soft, 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

Sweatshirt

SWEATSHIRT

Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester

Product Details

Product Details

Attribute Details
Color Printed With Different Colors
Size Various Size (From S to 4XL)
Style Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts
Brand AshBubble
Made In the United States
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach.
  • Tumble dry medium.
  • Do not iron.
  • Do not dry-clean.