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The Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt is black with a retro cartoon UFO beaming people up. "BEAM ME UP" appears in white text above, and "THIS PLACE SUCKS!" is printed below the graphic.
A folded black "Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt" shows a UFO above four people looking up, with the text "BEAM ME UP" under the graphic.
The Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt is a black tee featuring a retro comic-style UFO scene with bold white text—perfect for making a humorous statement.
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The Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt features a cartoon UFO beaming up people with bold “BEAM ME UP” and “THIS PLACE SUCKS!” text—a humorous, eye-catching alternative for making a statement.
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    Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt

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      Size Guide

      Unisex Shirts

      Size Length (in) Width (in)
      S 28 18
      M 29 20
      L 30 22
      XL 31 24
      2XL 32 26
      3XL 33 28
      4XL 34 30
      5XL 35 32

      Unisex Hoodie

      Size Length (in) Width (in)
      S 26 20
      M 27 22
      L 28 24
      XL 29 26
      2XL 30 28
      3XL 31 30
      4XL 32 32
      5XL 33 34

      Unisex Sweatshirt

      Size Length (in) Width (in)
      S 26 20
      M 27 22
      L 28 24
      XL 29 26
      2XL 30 28
      3XL 31 30
      4XL 32 32
      5XL 33 34

      Unisex Shirts

      Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
      S 71.12 45.72
      M 73.66 50.80
      L 76.20 55.88
      XL 78.74 60.96
      2XL 81.28 66.04
      3XL 83.82 71.12
      4XL 86.36 76.20
      5XL 88.90 81.28

      Unisex Hoodie

      Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
      S 66.04 50.80
      M 68.58 55.88
      L 71.12 60.96
      XL 73.66 66.04
      2XL 76.20 71.12
      3XL 78.74 76.20
      4XL 81.28 81.28
      5XL 83.82 86.36

      Unisex Sweatshirt

      Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
      S 66.04 50.80
      M 68.58 55.88
      L 71.12 60.96
      XL 73.66 66.04
      2XL 76.20 71.12
      3XL 78.74 76.20
      4XL 81.28 81.28
      5XL 83.82 86.36
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      Description

      The “Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt” is the definitive wardrobe essential for the end of the world. As we gear up for the epic conclusion of Stranger Things Season 5, this iconic graphic tee has emerged as the must-have piece of merchandise for every fan of Robin Buckley (played by Maya Hawke). Whether you spotted it in the latest set leaks, early season teasers, or remember it as the ultimate statement of Robin’s character, this shirt is your uniform for the final battle in Hawkins.

      This isn’t just a retro design; it’s a rallying cry for the Hellfire Club generation. As the Upside Down bleeds into reality, Robin’s sarcastic, sci-fi-inspired style has never been more relevant. This Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt captures the anxiety, the humor, and the “over it” energy of the final season perfectly.

      The Look for the Final Season

      This design pays homage to the 1950s B-movie aesthetic that the Duffer Brothers love, blending vintage comic art with modern teen angst.

      • The Graphic: Features a striking, high-contrast illustration of a UFO beaming light down on a panicked crowd, with a woman screaming in the foreground. It’s a visual metaphor for the chaos of Season 5.
      • The Slogan: The phrase “BEAM ME UP THIS PLACE SUCKS!” is printed in bold, vintage lettering. It’s the perfect mood for escaping Vecna, the Mind Flayer, or just a boring shift at Family Video.
      • Robin’s Signature Style: This tee embodies the grunge-meets-nerd aesthetic that Robin has perfected leading into the series finale. It’s cool, ironic, and ready for action.

      Premium Quality for the Apocalypse

      If you’re going to fight for the future of Hawkins, you need gear that lasts.

      • Screen-Accurate Detail: We’ve recreated the vintage artwork with precision, ensuring you look exactly like Robin does on screen.
      • Ultra-Soft Comfort: Made from 100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun cotton, this black t-shirt offers a soft, worn-in feel right out of the package. It’s breathable enough for running from Demogorgons and comfortable enough for a Season 5 watch party.
      • Unisex Fit: Featuring a relaxed, classic crewneck cut, this shirt is designed to look great on everyone, from the AV Club to the basketball team.

      Don’t wait for the clock to strike four. Grab your “Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt” today and show the world you’re ready for the Stranger Things Series Finale.

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      PRODUCT DETAILS
      Classic Shirt

      CLASSIC T-SHIRT

      Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

      Hoodie

      HOODIE

      50% cotton, 50% polyester, Made from spun fibers that make for a very strong

      premium shirt

      PREMIUM T-SHIRT

      Super Soft, 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

      Sweatshirt

      SWEATSHIRT

      Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester

      Product Details

      Product Details

      Attribute Details
      Color Printed With Different Colors
      Size Various Size (From S to 4XL)
      Style Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts
      Brand AshBubble
      Made In the United States
      Care Instructions
      • Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
      • Use only non-chlorine bleach.
      • Tumble dry medium.
      • Do not iron.
      • Do not dry-clean.