Da Pope Shirt

The Da Pope Shirt is the Second Coming of South Side style, a streetwise sacrament canonized in cotton. Inspired by the rise of Pope Leo XIV and forged in the fire of Chicago sarcasm, this tee turns holy reverence into a hometown roast. It’s for the faithful who pray at the altar of Malört and the locals who know salvation comes in a shot and a sandwich.

Da Pope Shirt – Malört & Savior, Chicago’s Holiest Drip

The design features a line-art drawing of Pope Leo XIV, sunglasses on, hands raised in blessing—or maybe just in triumph after blessing a round of Old Style. Draped in a stole stitched with Chicago stars, rocking a “Pope Style” patch, and clutching a Vienna beef sausage, Da Pope isn’t just here to preach—he’s here to pour.

Beneath the image, in bold type, it reads: “MALÖRT & SAVIOR.” And below that? A line that seals the joke in miracle-grade satire: “Water into Old Style, Stones into Italian Beef.” Whether you’re Catholic, recovering, or just divinely drunk in Chicago culture, this is your new holy garment.

This isn’t merch. It’s a sermon, it’s a relic of irreverence, it’s the only shirt that lets you walk into Sunday mass, a dive bar, or the United Center and get nods of approval at all three.

Made from high-quality, breathable cotton with a unisex cut that flatters like a benediction, the Da Pope Shirt is soft enough for rosary naps and tough enough for sausage grease. The print is crisp, the irony is divine, and the fit? Forgiving.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Honors Pope Leo XIV – Chicago’s newest spiritual leader, beer-blessed and sausage-sanctioned
• Malört & Savior Energy – Because turning water into Old Style is the real miracle
• Chicago-Centric Design – Features deep-cut city references that only the anointed will understand
• Soft, Durable Fabric – Feels holier than thou, even when you’re hungover
• Unisex Fit for All Faiths – Whether you pray, pour, or proselytize over deep dish

The Da Pope Shirt is the gospel according to Chicago: sacred, sarcastic, and served with a side of giardiniera. For everyone who believes a true savior brings beer and beef—not judgment.

Bless up. Drink down. Long live Da Pope.