Fuck Christmas Shirt

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Size Guide

Unisex Shirts

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30
5XL 35 32

Unisex Hoodie

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32
5XL 33 34

Unisex Sweatshirt

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32
5XL 33 34

Unisex Shirts

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 71.12 45.72
M 73.66 50.80
L 76.20 55.88
XL 78.74 60.96
2XL 81.28 66.04
3XL 83.82 71.12
4XL 86.36 76.20
5XL 88.90 81.28

Unisex Hoodie

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 66.04 50.80
M 68.58 55.88
L 71.12 60.96
XL 73.66 66.04
2XL 76.20 71.12
3XL 78.74 76.20
4XL 81.28 81.28
5XL 83.82 86.36

Unisex Sweatshirt

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 66.04 50.80
M 68.58 55.88
L 71.12 60.96
XL 73.66 66.04
2XL 76.20 71.12
3XL 78.74 76.20
4XL 81.28 81.28
5XL 83.82 86.36
Description

The Fuck Christmas Shirt is your loud, unapologetic answer to the chaos of the holiday season. It first turned heads when Ryan Hansen wore it in Friday the 13th (2009), and now it lives on as a go-to shirt for people who feel anything but merry. If you’re tired of forced cheer, endless shopping, or cheesy traditions, this shirt gets you.

Fuck Christmas Shirt – A Cult Classic for Holiday Rebels

It doesn’t hold back. The words “FUCK CHRISTMAS shout across the chest in bold black letters. Two snowflakes replace the “U” and “C,” adding just enough humor to keep it clever. Printed on soft heather grey fabric, the design mirrors the cult-favorite version from the film. It’s raw, real, and instantly recognizable to any fan of edgy cinema or anyone who simply hates the holidays.

Comfort matters, too. That’s why this shirt uses premium cotton for a soft feel and breathable fit. You won’t just make a statement—you’ll stay comfortable doing it. The unisex cut makes it easy to wear, no matter your style or body type. From awkward office parties to grumpy solo movie nights, this shirt fits every vibe.

Because of its viral legacy and honest tone, the Fuck Christmas Shirt has become more than a graphic tee. It’s a cultural response. It lets you say, “I’ve had enough,” without starting a full debate at dinner. It pairs well with sarcasm, horror movie marathons, and ignoring your phone for a week.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Seen in Friday the 13th (2009) – Just like the one Ryan Hansen wore
  • Blunt but Clever – Snowflake censorship adds a touch of irony
  • Super Soft Cotton – Easy to wear all day
  • Unisex Sizing – Looks great on anyone
  • For the Holiday Burnout – Say what everyone else is thinking

The Fuck Christmas Shirt helps you take December back. You don’t need to fake joy or pretend you love fruitcake. You just need this shirt, your truth, and maybe a horror flick to get through the season.

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PRODUCT DETAILS
Classic Shirt

CLASSIC T-SHIRT

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Hoodie

HOODIE

50% cotton, 50% polyester, Made from spun fibers that make for a very strong

premium shirt

PREMIUM T-SHIRT

Super Soft, 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

Sweatshirt

SWEATSHIRT

Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester

Product Details

Attribute Details
Color Printed With Different Colors
Size Various Size (From S to 4XL)
Style Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts
Brand AshBubble
Made In the United States
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach.
  • Tumble dry medium.
  • Do not iron.
  • Do not dry-clean.