I Don’t Give a Rat’s Donkey Shirt

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Size Guide

Size Guide

Unisex Shirts

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30
5XL 35 32

Unisex Hoodie

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32
5XL 33 34

Unisex Sweatshirt

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32
5XL 33 34

Unisex Shirts

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 71.12 45.72
M 73.66 50.80
L 76.20 55.88
XL 78.74 60.96
2XL 81.28 66.04
3XL 83.82 71.12
4XL 86.36 76.20
5XL 88.90 81.28

Unisex Hoodie

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 66.04 50.80
M 68.58 55.88
L 71.12 60.96
XL 73.66 66.04
2XL 76.20 71.12
3XL 78.74 76.20
4XL 81.28 81.28
5XL 83.82 86.36

Unisex Sweatshirt

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 66.04 50.80
M 68.58 55.88
L 71.12 60.96
XL 73.66 66.04
2XL 76.20 71.12
3XL 78.74 76.20
4XL 81.28 81.28
5XL 83.82 86.36
Description

The I Don’t Give a Rat’s Donkey Shirt is what happens when classic sarcasm meets perfect design. It’s clever, cheeky, and impossible not to laugh at. Featuring a smug little rat leading a tired donkey on a leash. This tee brings the old saying to life — literally. You don’t even have to say the punchline. The shirt does it for you, making the “I Don’t Give a Rat’s Donkey” vibe abundantly clear.

I Don’t Give a Rat’s Donkey Shirt – Funny Animal Pun Tee

This isn’t just another funny graphic tee — it’s peak visual humor. The rat looks proud and mischievous, holding the rope with a grin. Meanwhile, the donkey just looks done with life. It’s as if the shirt itself is saying, “I Don’t Give a Rat’s Donkey,” expressing everything you want to say without a word.

Whether you’re over your job, over people’s nonsense, or just in a “don’t care” mood, this shirt sums it up better than a thousand tweets ever could.

The I Don’t Give a Rat’s Donkey Shirt has exploded online for a reason. It’s funny without trying too hard. It’s the kind of humor that works anywhere. Whether at brunch, at work (if your boss has a sense of humor), or at home. The tee embodies the “I Don’t Give a Rat’s Donkey” sentiment effortlessly. The crisp artwork and bold white lettering pop perfectly on the dark cotton base. This gives it that polished-yet-playful look that always gets noticed.

Made from soft, breathable cotton, this tee feels as good as it looks. The relaxed unisex fit works for everyone. It makes it easy to pair with jeans, joggers, or pajama bottoms. That’s because, let’s face it, that’s the real “don’t care” uniform. The premium print holds up wash after wash. Meanwhile, both the rat and donkey stay looking fresh long after the jokes stop being new. This mirrors the “I Don’t Give a Rat’s Donkey” attitude.

It’s perfect for anyone with a dry sense of humor, meme lovers, or people who’ve mastered the art of not giving a… well, you know, a rat’s donkey kind of way.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Hilarious Visual Pun – Features a rat and a donkey to spell out the joke with zero words needed, embodying the “I Don’t Give a Rat’s Donkey” humor.
  • Soft Premium Cotton – Lightweight, breathable, and built for comfort.
  • High-Quality Print – Crisp artwork that keeps its color and detail.
  • Unisex Fit – Looks great on everyone, styled up or down.
  • Conversation Starter – Funny, sarcastic, and impossible to miss.

The I Don’t Give a Rat’s Donkey Shirt is funny, expressive, and completely unapologetic — just like the people who wear it. It’s humor you can live in: clever, casual, and confident. Wear it to the grocery store, the office, or your next family dinner — because nothing says “I’m fine” like a rat with a leash and a donkey who’s clearly done, truly embodying the phrase, “I Don’t Give a Rat’s Donkey.

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PRODUCT DETAILS
Classic Shirt

CLASSIC T-SHIRT

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Hoodie

HOODIE

50% cotton, 50% polyester, Made from spun fibers that make for a very strong

premium shirt

PREMIUM T-SHIRT

Super Soft, 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

Sweatshirt

SWEATSHIRT

Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester

Product Details

Product Details

Attribute Details
Color Printed With Different Colors
Size Various Size (From S to 4XL)
Style Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts
Brand AshBubble
Made In the United States
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach.
  • Tumble dry medium.
  • Do not iron.
  • Do not dry-clean.