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I Have Never Met Even One Wise Man Shirt
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Size Guide
Unisex Shirts
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Unisex Hoodie
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26 | 20 |
| M | 27 | 22 |
| L | 28 | 24 |
| XL | 29 | 26 |
| 2XL | 30 | 28 |
| 3XL | 31 | 30 |
| 4XL | 32 | 32 |
| 5XL | 33 | 34 |
Unisex Sweatshirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26 | 20 |
| M | 27 | 22 |
| L | 28 | 24 |
| XL | 29 | 26 |
| 2XL | 30 | 28 |
| 3XL | 31 | 30 |
| 4XL | 32 | 32 |
| 5XL | 33 | 34 |
Unisex Shirts
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 71.12 | 45.72 |
| M | 73.66 | 50.80 |
| L | 76.20 | 55.88 |
| XL | 78.74 | 60.96 |
| 2XL | 81.28 | 66.04 |
| 3XL | 83.82 | 71.12 |
| 4XL | 86.36 | 76.20 |
| 5XL | 88.90 | 81.28 |
Unisex Hoodie
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 66.04 | 50.80 |
| M | 68.58 | 55.88 |
| L | 71.12 | 60.96 |
| XL | 73.66 | 66.04 |
| 2XL | 76.20 | 71.12 |
| 3XL | 78.74 | 76.20 |
| 4XL | 81.28 | 81.28 |
| 5XL | 83.82 | 86.36 |
Unisex Sweatshirt
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 66.04 | 50.80 |
| M | 68.58 | 55.88 |
| L | 71.12 | 60.96 |
| XL | 73.66 | 66.04 |
| 2XL | 76.20 | 71.12 |
| 3XL | 78.74 | 76.20 |
| 4XL | 81.28 | 81.28 |
| 5XL | 83.82 | 86.36 |
Description
The I Have Never Met Even One Wise Man Shirt takes the traditional holiday sweater vibe and gives it a bold, sarcastic twist. Featuring a pixel-knit-style design with two festive reindeer and a snarky golden quote, this shirt is the perfect antidote to all that overly cheerful Christmas energy. It’s cozy, ironic, and made for anyone who’s ever rolled their eyes at the idea of “holiday wisdom.”
I Have Never Met Even One Wise Man Shirt – The Hilariously Honest Christmas Tee
The shirt mimics the look of an old-school ugly Christmas sweater — complete with digital knit patterns and red reindeer — but the punchline is what steals the show. Printed in bold gold and red tones on a black cotton base, the design hits that sweet spot between seasonal and savage. Whether you’re wearing it to your office holiday party or sipping cocoa while silently judging everyone’s gift-wrapping skills, this tee is guaranteed to spark laughter.
The I Have Never Met Even One Wise Man Shirt isn’t just another Christmas gag tee — it’s a statement of festive realism. Soft, breathable, and built for comfort, this shirt keeps things lighthearted while letting your humor shine. The modern fit and durable print mean it looks great wash after wash, making it a seasonal favorite you’ll actually want to wear again next year.
Perfect for the cynically festive, this shirt lets you celebrate Christmas without pretending to have all the answers. It’s part sass, part self-awareness, and 100% holiday spirit (the slightly chaotic kind).
Why You’ll Love It
- Funny Holiday Energy – Perfectly captures that “I’m festive but done with everyone” vibe.
- Cozy & Durable Fabric – Soft cotton that feels like your favorite sweatshirt without the bulk.
- Unique Design – Festive knit-style reindeer and text printed with vivid red and gold contrast.
- Unisex Fit – Comfortable and flattering on everyone, from grumpy uncles to sarcastic Santas.
- Gift-Ready – The ultimate funny Christmas shirt for coworkers, friends, or anyone tired of “wise men.”
The I Have Never Met Even One Wise Man Shirt is the holiday tee that says what everyone’s secretly thinking. Wear it while decorating the tree, wrapping presents, or side-eyeing the family dinner conversation — either way, you’ll be the funniest person in the room. Because this season, the only wise move is adding this shirt to your cart.
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PRODUCT DETAILS
Product Details
| Attribute | Details |
|---|---|
| Color | Printed With Different Colors |
| Size | Various Size (From S to 4XL) |
| Style | Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts |
| Brand | AshBubble |
| Made | In the United States |
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