It’s Not a Bald Spot It’s a Solar Panel Shirt

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Size Guide

Size Guide

Unisex Shirts

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30
5XL 35 32

Unisex Hoodie

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32
5XL 33 34

Unisex Sweatshirt

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32
5XL 33 34

Unisex Shirts

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 71.12 45.72
M 73.66 50.80
L 76.20 55.88
XL 78.74 60.96
2XL 81.28 66.04
3XL 83.82 71.12
4XL 86.36 76.20
5XL 88.90 81.28

Unisex Hoodie

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 66.04 50.80
M 68.58 55.88
L 71.12 60.96
XL 73.66 66.04
2XL 76.20 71.12
3XL 78.74 76.20
4XL 81.28 81.28
5XL 83.82 86.36

Unisex Sweatshirt

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 66.04 50.80
M 68.58 55.88
L 71.12 60.96
XL 73.66 66.04
2XL 76.20 71.12
3XL 78.74 76.20
4XL 81.28 81.28
5XL 83.82 86.36
Description

The It’s Not a Bald Spot, It’s a Solar Panel Shirt isn’t just a joke—it’s a declaration. It’s for the guy who knows exactly what he looks like and doubles down. For the one who’s lost the hair but not the confidence. And most importantly, it’s for anyone who’s tired of hearing bald jokes and ready to hit back—with the sun at their back and the punchline on their chest.

It’s Not a Bald Spot, It’s a Solar Panel Shirt – Confidence Printed in All Caps

The shirt features a bold, attention-grabbing layout. The phrase reads: “It’s not a BALD spot, it’s a SOLAR panel, for a SEX MACHINE!”—with each emphasized word popping in bright colors that turn heads instantly. It’s not subtle, and it’s not supposed to be. This tee is designed to be seen, read, and remembered.

Whether you’re bald by nature, bald by choice, or just getting a little thin on top, this shirt flips the narrative. It doesn’t ask for sympathy—it demands admiration. Instead of hiding your scalp under a hat, you’re claiming it as a renewable energy source for undeniable swagger. It’s the kind of joke that’s so confident, people stop laughing and start nodding in respect.

The humor works for all ages. It’s the perfect gift for your uncle who still calls himself a lady-killer, your dad who rocks his bald spot like it’s a crown, or your best friend who’s finally leaning into the look. But beyond the joke, the Solar Panel Shirt is actually super wearable. It’s made from soft, breathable cotton that holds up whether you’re out for beers, at a barbecue, or dancing like it’s 1989. The unisex fit ensures it feels great on anyone who’s ready to embrace the bald and bring the heat.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Hilarious punchline that never misses
  • Bright design with bold color emphasis on “bald,” “solar,” and “sex machine”
  • Soft cotton that’s lightweight, breathable, and built to last
  • Unisex sizing for bald kings, confident queens, and smooth-headed legends
  • The perfect gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just to roast yourself before someone else does

The It’s Not a Bald Spot, It’s a Solar Panel Shirt proves one thing: when you own the joke, you own the room. Wear it proud. Wear it loud. Just don’t forget the sunscreen.

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PRODUCT DETAILS
Classic Shirt

CLASSIC T-SHIRT

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Hoodie

HOODIE

50% cotton, 50% polyester, Made from spun fibers that make for a very strong

premium shirt

PREMIUM T-SHIRT

Super Soft, 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

Sweatshirt

SWEATSHIRT

Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester

Product Details

Product Details

Attribute Details
Color Printed With Different Colors
Size Various Size (From S to 4XL)
Style Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts
Brand AshBubble
Made In the United States
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach.
  • Tumble dry medium.
  • Do not iron.
  • Do not dry-clean.