Jesus Hates the Jets Shirt

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Size Guide

Size Guide

Unisex Shirts

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30
5XL 35 32

Unisex Hoodie

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32
5XL 33 34

Unisex Sweatshirt

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32
5XL 33 34

Unisex Shirts

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 71.12 45.72
M 73.66 50.80
L 76.20 55.88
XL 78.74 60.96
2XL 81.28 66.04
3XL 83.82 71.12
4XL 86.36 76.20
5XL 88.90 81.28

Unisex Hoodie

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 66.04 50.80
M 68.58 55.88
L 71.12 60.96
XL 73.66 66.04
2XL 76.20 71.12
3XL 78.74 76.20
4XL 81.28 81.28
5XL 83.82 86.36

Unisex Sweatshirt

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 66.04 50.80
M 68.58 55.88
L 71.12 60.96
XL 73.66 66.04
2XL 76.20 71.12
3XL 78.74 76.20
4XL 81.28 81.28
5XL 83.82 86.36
Description

The Jesus Hates the Jets Shirt is not just another piece of football merch—it’s a statement tee that perfectly captures the raw energy, banter, and long-standing rivalries of the NFL. Made to stand out, this shirt combines humor with sports culture, sparking conversations wherever you go. Whether you’re a die-hard New England Patriots fan, a proud member of Bills Mafia, or simply someone who loves to poke fun at AFC East rivalries, this tee is your perfect game-day uniform.

Jesus Hates the Jets Shirt – Bold Rivalry Tee with a Twist

The design features a bold graphic of Jesus, haloed in white, paired with the unmissable slogan Jesus Hates the Jets across the front. The striking green background gives a nod to the New York Jets’ iconic team colors, while flipping them into the butt of the joke. It’s loud, it’s cheeky, and it’s guaranteed to draw both laughs and double takes.

Crafted from premium 100% cotton, the shirt is soft, breathable, and durable—built to last through every tailgate, watch party, and post-game celebration. The relaxed unisex fit ensures all-day comfort, making it easy to layer with hoodies, jackets, or wear solo in the stands. The high-quality print is fade-resistant, keeping the bold message vibrant even after countless washes.

This isn’t just a shirt—it’s part of the culture. NFL rivalries aren’t just fought on the field; they live in the stands, the memes, and the merch. Wearing this shirt is about embracing that spirit, standing proud with your team, and having fun with the trash talk that makes football fandom so electric.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Bold rivalry design – A hilarious jab at the Jets, guaranteed to get a reaction
  • Premium cotton – Soft, breathable, and long-lasting
  • Unisex fit – Comfortable for fans of all sizes
  • Fade-resistant print – Keeps the design sharp and eye-catching
  • Perfect for game days – Tailgates, stadium seats, or watch parties
  • Instant conversation starter – Football banter has never looked this good
  • Collector’s piece – A must-have for hardcore fans who live for rivalry culture

The Jesus Hates the Jets Shirt is more than apparel—it’s a rallying cry, a trash-talk trophy, and a symbol of the passion that makes football more than just a sport. Put it on, wear it loud, and let everyone know where your loyalties lie.

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PRODUCT DETAILS
Classic Shirt

CLASSIC T-SHIRT

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Hoodie

HOODIE

50% cotton, 50% polyester, Made from spun fibers that make for a very strong

premium shirt

PREMIUM T-SHIRT

Super Soft, 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

Sweatshirt

SWEATSHIRT

Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester

Product Details

Product Details

Attribute Details
Color Printed With Different Colors
Size Various Size (From S to 4XL)
Style Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts
Brand AshBubble
Made In the United States
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach.
  • Tumble dry medium.
  • Do not iron.
  • Do not dry-clean.