Missionary So We Can Keep Arguing Shirt

The Missionary So We Can Keep Arguing Shirt is relationship chaos, emotional warfare, and just the right amount of bedroom honesty—all served up in one perfectly timed viral statement. This isn’t just a tee—it’s a confession, a punchline, and a lowkey therapy session that fits comfortably over your favorite jeans.

Missionary So We Can Keep Arguing Shirt – Because Love Is a Contact Sport

The design features the now-famous phrase “Missionary So We Can Keep Arguing” printed boldly across the back—because of course it’s on the back. That’s where the drama lives. It’s a cheeky nod to couples who argue about everything except breaking up, who fight over takeout orders but cuddle anyway, and who know that sometimes… it’s not about winning, it’s about being on top (emotionally, obviously).

Social media can’t get enough of this one. It started on TikTok, spread to relationship meme accounts, and now it’s in closets across the country. Whether you’re the arguer, the appeaser, or just the bystander watching the drama unfold with popcorn, this shirt hits. And if you’re the kind of person who prefers their chaos loud and up front? We got you. Just message us and we’ll print it on the front instead. No questions asked.

Crafted from soft, breathable cotton and designed with a relaxed unisex fit, this shirt is built for comfort—whether you’re having a hot girl breakdown, making up, or getting blocked for the third time this week. The print is durable enough to survive couples therapy, group chats, and multiple wash cycles.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Straight from Social Media – A viral statement that hits too close to home
• Back Print Default – For dramatic exits and passive-aggressive walk-offs
• Optional Front Print – Just ask and we’ll flip the layout, no judgment
• Soft & Petty – Premium cotton that feels like love with conditions
• Unisex Fit – Perfect for lovers, fighters, and everyone in between

The Missionary So We Can Keep Arguing Shirt isn’t just fashion—it’s a relationship status update in fabric form. Wear it to brunch, therapy, or straight to bed. Just don’t expect peace.