Paper Beats Rock Shirt

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Size Guide

Unisex Shirts

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30
5XL 35 32

Unisex Hoodie

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32
5XL 33 34

Unisex Sweatshirt

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32
5XL 33 34

Unisex Shirts

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 71.12 45.72
M 73.66 50.80
L 76.20 55.88
XL 78.74 60.96
2XL 81.28 66.04
3XL 83.82 71.12
4XL 86.36 76.20
5XL 88.90 81.28

Unisex Hoodie

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 66.04 50.80
M 68.58 55.88
L 71.12 60.96
XL 73.66 66.04
2XL 76.20 71.12
3XL 78.74 76.20
4XL 81.28 81.28
5XL 83.82 86.36

Unisex Sweatshirt

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 66.04 50.80
M 68.58 55.88
L 71.12 60.96
XL 73.66 66.04
2XL 76.20 71.12
3XL 78.74 76.20
4XL 81.28 81.28
5XL 83.82 86.36
Description

The Paper Beats Rock Shirt isn’t just a design — it’s a statement. With its minimalist black-and-white contrast and sharp geometric layout, this tee reimagines the age-old rock-paper-scissors game into a powerful symbol of intellect over brute force. The bold imagery of a raised paper hand hovering over a clenched rock fist turns this classic logic joke into wearable art — clever, subversive, and just the right amount of smug.

Paper Beats Rock Shirt – Smart, Bold & Unapologetically Clever

Made for those who appreciate subtle wit and clean design, this shirt captures the energy of irony and empowerment. Whether you interpret it as a smart nod to strategy, a philosophical jab at strength, or just a funny twist on the childhood game, it fits every mood. You can rock it in classrooms, creative offices, or casual hangouts — anywhere smart humor and style meet.

The Paper Beats Rock Shirt is printed on premium combed cotton for a structured yet soft feel that lasts. The monochrome print stays crisp even after repeated washes, and the relaxed unisex cut makes it an everyday staple. Beyond the joke, there’s a message here — a wink at how brains often win over brawn. It’s quiet confidence, expressed in bold typography and minimalist art.

This design isn’t loud, but it doesn’t need to be. It’s the kind of shirt that sparks double takes and conversation — especially from people who get it. You can style it with jeans, cargos, or layered under a jacket. However you wear it, this tee keeps your humor and your fashion effortlessly aligned.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Smart Design – A witty spin on the classic “paper beats rock” with bold, symbolic artwork.
  • High-Quality Print – Long-lasting black-and-white screen print that won’t fade or crack.
  • Soft & Durable Fabric – 100% premium cotton for maximum comfort and structure.
  • Minimalist Statement Piece – Stylish enough to wear anywhere, ironic enough to get a laugh.
  • Conversation Starter – Perfect for thinkers, creators, and anyone who appreciates brain-over-brawn humor.

The Paper Beats Rock Shirt blends humor, symbolism, and minimalist style into one perfect tee. It’s not about winning a game — it’s about redefining what victory looks like. When you wear this, you’re not just wearing a meme — you’re wearing a mindset.

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PRODUCT DETAILS
Classic Shirt

CLASSIC T-SHIRT

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Hoodie

HOODIE

50% cotton, 50% polyester, Made from spun fibers that make for a very strong

premium shirt

PREMIUM T-SHIRT

Super Soft, 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

Sweatshirt

SWEATSHIRT

Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester

Product Details

Attribute Details
Color Printed With Different Colors
Size Various Size (From S to 4XL)
Style Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts
Brand AshBubble
Made In the United States
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach.
  • Tumble dry medium.
  • Do not iron.
  • Do not dry-clean.