Paper Beats Rock Shirt
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Size Guide
Unisex Shirts
Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
---|---|---|
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
4XL | 34 | 30 |
5XL | 35 | 32 |
Unisex Hoodie
Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
---|---|---|
S | 26 | 20 |
M | 27 | 22 |
L | 28 | 24 |
XL | 29 | 26 |
2XL | 30 | 28 |
3XL | 31 | 30 |
4XL | 32 | 32 |
5XL | 33 | 34 |
Unisex Sweatshirt
Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
---|---|---|
S | 26 | 20 |
M | 27 | 22 |
L | 28 | 24 |
XL | 29 | 26 |
2XL | 30 | 28 |
3XL | 31 | 30 |
4XL | 32 | 32 |
5XL | 33 | 34 |
Unisex Shirts
Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
---|---|---|
S | 71.12 | 45.72 |
M | 73.66 | 50.80 |
L | 76.20 | 55.88 |
XL | 78.74 | 60.96 |
2XL | 81.28 | 66.04 |
3XL | 83.82 | 71.12 |
4XL | 86.36 | 76.20 |
5XL | 88.90 | 81.28 |
Unisex Hoodie
Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
---|---|---|
S | 66.04 | 50.80 |
M | 68.58 | 55.88 |
L | 71.12 | 60.96 |
XL | 73.66 | 66.04 |
2XL | 76.20 | 71.12 |
3XL | 78.74 | 76.20 |
4XL | 81.28 | 81.28 |
5XL | 83.82 | 86.36 |
Unisex Sweatshirt
Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
---|---|---|
S | 66.04 | 50.80 |
M | 68.58 | 55.88 |
L | 71.12 | 60.96 |
XL | 73.66 | 66.04 |
2XL | 76.20 | 71.12 |
3XL | 78.74 | 76.20 |
4XL | 81.28 | 81.28 |
5XL | 83.82 | 86.36 |
Description
The Paper Beats Rock Shirt isn’t just a design — it’s a statement. With its minimalist black-and-white contrast and sharp geometric layout, this tee reimagines the age-old rock-paper-scissors game into a powerful symbol of intellect over brute force. The bold imagery of a raised paper hand hovering over a clenched rock fist turns this classic logic joke into wearable art — clever, subversive, and just the right amount of smug.
Paper Beats Rock Shirt – Smart, Bold & Unapologetically Clever
Made for those who appreciate subtle wit and clean design, this shirt captures the energy of irony and empowerment. Whether you interpret it as a smart nod to strategy, a philosophical jab at strength, or just a funny twist on the childhood game, it fits every mood. You can rock it in classrooms, creative offices, or casual hangouts — anywhere smart humor and style meet.
The Paper Beats Rock Shirt is printed on premium combed cotton for a structured yet soft feel that lasts. The monochrome print stays crisp even after repeated washes, and the relaxed unisex cut makes it an everyday staple. Beyond the joke, there’s a message here — a wink at how brains often win over brawn. It’s quiet confidence, expressed in bold typography and minimalist art.
This design isn’t loud, but it doesn’t need to be. It’s the kind of shirt that sparks double takes and conversation — especially from people who get it. You can style it with jeans, cargos, or layered under a jacket. However you wear it, this tee keeps your humor and your fashion effortlessly aligned.
Why You’ll Love It
- Smart Design – A witty spin on the classic “paper beats rock” with bold, symbolic artwork.
- High-Quality Print – Long-lasting black-and-white screen print that won’t fade or crack.
- Soft & Durable Fabric – 100% premium cotton for maximum comfort and structure.
- Minimalist Statement Piece – Stylish enough to wear anywhere, ironic enough to get a laugh.
- Conversation Starter – Perfect for thinkers, creators, and anyone who appreciates brain-over-brawn humor.
The Paper Beats Rock Shirt blends humor, symbolism, and minimalist style into one perfect tee. It’s not about winning a game — it’s about redefining what victory looks like. When you wear this, you’re not just wearing a meme — you’re wearing a mindset.
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PRODUCT DETAILS
Product Details
Attribute | Details |
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Color | Printed With Different Colors |
Size | Various Size (From S to 4XL) |
Style | Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts |
Brand | AshBubble |
Made | In the United States |
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