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The Kid's is Not Mine Shirt
The Kid's is Not Mine Shirt
The Kid's is Not Mine Premium Shirt
The Kid's is Not Mine Hoodie
The Kid's is Not Mine Sweatshirt
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    The Kid’s is Not Mine Shirt

    $17.99 – $39.99

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      Size Guide

      Unisex Shirts

      Size Length (in) Width (in)
      S 28 18
      M 29 20
      L 30 22
      XL 31 24
      2XL 32 26
      3XL 33 28
      4XL 34 30
      5XL 35 32

      Unisex Hoodie

      Size Length (in) Width (in)
      S 26 20
      M 27 22
      L 28 24
      XL 29 26
      2XL 30 28
      3XL 31 30
      4XL 32 32
      5XL 33 34

      Unisex Sweatshirt

      Size Length (in) Width (in)
      S 26 20
      M 27 22
      L 28 24
      XL 29 26
      2XL 30 28
      3XL 31 30
      4XL 32 32
      5XL 33 34

      Unisex Shirts

      Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
      S 71.12 45.72
      M 73.66 50.80
      L 76.20 55.88
      XL 78.74 60.96
      2XL 81.28 66.04
      3XL 83.82 71.12
      4XL 86.36 76.20
      5XL 88.90 81.28

      Unisex Hoodie

      Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
      S 66.04 50.80
      M 68.58 55.88
      L 71.12 60.96
      XL 73.66 66.04
      2XL 76.20 71.12
      3XL 78.74 76.20
      4XL 81.28 81.28
      5XL 83.82 86.36

      Unisex Sweatshirt

      Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
      S 66.04 50.80
      M 68.58 55.88
      L 71.12 60.96
      XL 73.66 66.04
      2XL 76.20 71.12
      3XL 78.74 76.20
      4XL 81.28 81.28
      5XL 83.82 86.36
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      Description

      The Kid’s Not Mine Shirt is not here to explain, apologize, or hold your hand. It’s the ultimate in unfiltered streetwear—a tee that says what everyone’s thinking but no one’s brave enough to wear. This shirt doesn’t beat around the bush. It steps into the room, drops the line, and dares anyone to say something back.

      The Kid’s Not Mine Shirt – Bold, Blunt, and Built for Chaos

      Printed in a classic, bold serif font on a solid black or white cotton canvas, this shirt’s minimalist style only amplifies the message. No graphics. No distractions. Just one loud, chaotic, and brutally honest sentence that makes people laugh, gasp, or spill their drink in disbelief. It’s meme culture meets real-world audacity.

      Whether you’re rocking it at a party, brunch, or your local dive bar, the Kid’s Not Mine I just F*ck The Mom Shirt is built for double takes, screenshots, and social media stories. It’s the kind of tee your friends will beg to borrow—and the kind strangers will ask about with nervous smiles. It’s funny and shamelessly direct.

      Made with premium 100% combed cotton, it’s soft enough for all-day wear but durable enough to outlast side-eyes and judgment. The unisex fit gives it a laid-back vibe with just enough edge to style under a flannel, over a hoodie, or paired with ripped jeans. Whether you’re dodging responsibility or just love a little dark humor, this shirt delivers.

      Why You’ll Love It:

      • Zero Explanation Energy – Perfect for people who don’t owe anyone an answer
      • Meme-Approved Aesthetic – Straight from the internet into real life
      • Soft, Durable Cotton – Made to feel good and look even better
      • Unisex Fit – Clean silhouette with room for attitude
      • Bold Typography – No graphics, no filters—just straight-up statement wear

      Some shirts whisper. This one screams. The Kid’s Not Mine Shirt isn’t just edgy—it’s legendary. Get yours now and wear it like you mean it.

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      PRODUCT DETAILS
      Classic Shirt

      CLASSIC T-SHIRT

      Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

      Hoodie

      HOODIE

      50% cotton, 50% polyester, Made from spun fibers that make for a very strong

      premium shirt

      PREMIUM T-SHIRT

      Super Soft, 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

      Sweatshirt

      SWEATSHIRT

      Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester

      Product Details

      Attribute Details
      Color Printed With Different Colors
      Size Various Size (From S to 4XL)
      Style Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts
      Brand AshBubble
      Made In the United States
      Care Instructions
      • Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
      • Use only non-chlorine bleach.
      • Tumble dry medium.
      • Do not iron.
      • Do not dry-clean.