Trashed Panda Shirt

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Size Guide

Size Guide

Unisex Shirts

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30
5XL 35 32

Unisex Hoodie

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32
5XL 33 34

Unisex Sweatshirt

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32
5XL 33 34

Unisex Shirts

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 71.12 45.72
M 73.66 50.80
L 76.20 55.88
XL 78.74 60.96
2XL 81.28 66.04
3XL 83.82 71.12
4XL 86.36 76.20
5XL 88.90 81.28

Unisex Hoodie

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 66.04 50.80
M 68.58 55.88
L 71.12 60.96
XL 73.66 66.04
2XL 76.20 71.12
3XL 78.74 76.20
4XL 81.28 81.28
5XL 83.82 86.36

Unisex Sweatshirt

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 66.04 50.80
M 68.58 55.88
L 71.12 60.96
XL 73.66 66.04
2XL 76.20 71.12
3XL 78.74 76.20
4XL 81.28 81.28
5XL 83.82 86.36
Description

The “Trashed Panda Shirt” is the must-have viral souvenir from the wildest Black Friday story of 2025. When a raccoon broke into an ABC liquor store in Ashland, Virginia, and threw a “liquor-fueled rampage” before passing out, he didn’t just catch a buzz—he captured the internet’s heart. Now, Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter (Hanover APS) has turned this chaotic moment into the ultimate fundraising tee.

This isn’t just a funny shirt; it’s a piece of local legend. It celebrates the “masked bandit” who broke through a ceiling tile, sampled the merchandise, and was found sleeping it off in the bathroom. The term Trashed Panda is a brilliant play on words, combining the internet’s favorite nickname for raccoons (“trash panda”) with the raccoon’s inebriated state (“trashed”).

The Design: A Legend Sleeping It Off

The Trashed Panda Shirt features a hilarious, hand-drawn illustration that perfectly captures the aftermath of the night:

  • The Graphic: A chubby raccoon lying face-down and passed out, surrounded by “dizzy” lines, next to a spilled bottle of booze. It recreates the viral photo taken by animal control officers at the scene.
  • The Slogan: Bold text reads “TRASHED PANDA”, delivering the punchline loud and clear.
  • The Hashtag: Includes #HANOVERAPS, marking it as the authentic design supporting the shelter that safely rescued (and released) the hungover critter.

Wear the Story, Support the Shelter

This Trashed Panda Shirt does more than just make people laugh; it supports a great cause. Originally launched by Hanover Animal Control as a fundraiser, this tee helps fund vital services for animals in Hanover County.

  • Premium Softness: Made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton (or a soft poly-blend for the heather grey option), ensuring it’s comfortable enough to sleep in—just like our furry friend.
  • Conversation Starter: Whether you’re at a bar, a party, or just running errands, this shirt is guaranteed to spark questions about the “Ashland Drunk Raccoon.”
  • Viral History: Own a piece of the story that made headlines from the AP to Sky News. It’s the perfect gift for animal lovers, meme enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a “poor life choice” turned into a positive outcome.

Don’t let this limited-edition moment slip away. Grab your “Trashed Panda Shirt” today and toast to the legend of the Ashland ABC store!

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PRODUCT DETAILS
Classic Shirt

CLASSIC T-SHIRT

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Hoodie

HOODIE

50% cotton, 50% polyester, Made from spun fibers that make for a very strong

premium shirt

PREMIUM T-SHIRT

Super Soft, 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

Sweatshirt

SWEATSHIRT

Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester

Product Details

Product Details

Attribute Details
Color Printed With Different Colors
Size Various Size (From S to 4XL)
Style Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts
Brand AshBubble
Made In the United States
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach.
  • Tumble dry medium.
  • Do not iron.
  • Do not dry-clean.