We Cannot Build Bananas in America Shirt

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Size Guide

Size Guide

Unisex Shirts

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30
5XL 35 32

Unisex Hoodie

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32
5XL 33 34

Unisex Sweatshirt

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32
5XL 33 34

Unisex Shirts

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 71.12 45.72
M 73.66 50.80
L 76.20 55.88
XL 78.74 60.96
2XL 81.28 66.04
3XL 83.82 71.12
4XL 86.36 76.20
5XL 88.90 81.28

Unisex Hoodie

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 66.04 50.80
M 68.58 55.88
L 71.12 60.96
XL 73.66 66.04
2XL 76.20 71.12
3XL 78.74 76.20
4XL 81.28 81.28
5XL 83.82 86.36

Unisex Sweatshirt

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 66.04 50.80
M 68.58 55.88
L 71.12 60.96
XL 73.66 66.04
2XL 76.20 71.12
3XL 78.74 76.20
4XL 81.28 81.28
5XL 83.82 86.36
Description

The We Cannot Build Bananas in America Shirt is a wearable punchline for anyone who’s ever listened to political spin and thought, “That can’t be real.” But it was. When Rep. Madeleine Dean delivered the now-iconic line during a live Bloomberg broadcast, she wasn’t just shutting down Howard Lutnick’s tariff logic—she was launching a moment that instantly became viral gold.

We Cannot Build Bananas in America Shirt – The Congressional Clapback Heard Around the Internet

What began as a dry economic debate turned into meme legend when Lutnick claimed tariffs wouldn’t be an issue if we just manufactured things in the U.S. Dean, deadpan and razor-sharp, replied with five unforgettable words: “We cannot build bananas in America.” It was funny, true, and painfully emblematic of how broken political arguments can be.

Now, that moment lives forever in the form of this brilliantly absurd tee. With the quote boldly printed in all caps across the chest and a striking yellow banana centered in the middle, the design blends patriotism with absurdity. Red, white, and blue stars frame the line like it belongs in a textbook—which honestly, it might one day.

Crafted from premium cotton, the shirt isn’t just for laughs—it’s made for comfort. Whether you’re wearing it to a protest, a BBQ, or just through TSA with a smirk, the unisex fit makes it an easy go-to for anyone fluent in satire and political chaos.

This isn’t just a graphic tee. It’s commentary. A direct quote from a sitting Congresswoman, calling out the ridiculousness of economic oversimplifications in real time. It’s why TikTok ran with it. It’s why Gen Z and policy wonks alike are obsessed. And now, it’s your turn to wear the moment.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Features Rep. Madeleine Dean’s viral quote in response to Howard Lutnick
  • Sharp, satirical design with a high-contrast banana centerpiece
  • Lightweight, breathable cotton for everyday wear
  • Unisex sizing that fits every kind of protester, professor, or meme lord
  • The official uniform of people who know bananas don’t grow in Detroit

The We Cannot Build Bananas in America Shirt is more than a joke—it’s a statement. One politician nailed it. Now you can, too.

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PRODUCT DETAILS
Classic Shirt

CLASSIC T-SHIRT

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Hoodie

HOODIE

50% cotton, 50% polyester, Made from spun fibers that make for a very strong

premium shirt

PREMIUM T-SHIRT

Super Soft, 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

Sweatshirt

SWEATSHIRT

Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester

Product Details

Product Details

Attribute Details
Color Printed With Different Colors
Size Various Size (From S to 4XL)
Style Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts
Brand AshBubble
Made In the United States
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach.
  • Tumble dry medium.
  • Do not iron.
  • Do not dry-clean.