We Cannot Build Bananas in America Shirt
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Size Guide
Unisex Shirts
Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
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S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
4XL | 34 | 30 |
5XL | 35 | 32 |
Unisex Hoodie
Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
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S | 26 | 20 |
M | 27 | 22 |
L | 28 | 24 |
XL | 29 | 26 |
2XL | 30 | 28 |
3XL | 31 | 30 |
4XL | 32 | 32 |
5XL | 33 | 34 |
Unisex Sweatshirt
Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
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S | 26 | 20 |
M | 27 | 22 |
L | 28 | 24 |
XL | 29 | 26 |
2XL | 30 | 28 |
3XL | 31 | 30 |
4XL | 32 | 32 |
5XL | 33 | 34 |
Unisex Shirts
Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
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S | 71.12 | 45.72 |
M | 73.66 | 50.80 |
L | 76.20 | 55.88 |
XL | 78.74 | 60.96 |
2XL | 81.28 | 66.04 |
3XL | 83.82 | 71.12 |
4XL | 86.36 | 76.20 |
5XL | 88.90 | 81.28 |
Unisex Hoodie
Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
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S | 66.04 | 50.80 |
M | 68.58 | 55.88 |
L | 71.12 | 60.96 |
XL | 73.66 | 66.04 |
2XL | 76.20 | 71.12 |
3XL | 78.74 | 76.20 |
4XL | 81.28 | 81.28 |
5XL | 83.82 | 86.36 |
Unisex Sweatshirt
Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
---|---|---|
S | 66.04 | 50.80 |
M | 68.58 | 55.88 |
L | 71.12 | 60.96 |
XL | 73.66 | 66.04 |
2XL | 76.20 | 71.12 |
3XL | 78.74 | 76.20 |
4XL | 81.28 | 81.28 |
5XL | 83.82 | 86.36 |
Description
The We Cannot Build Bananas in America Shirt is a wearable punchline for anyone who’s ever listened to political spin and thought, “That can’t be real.” But it was. When Rep. Madeleine Dean delivered the now-iconic line during a live Bloomberg broadcast, she wasn’t just shutting down Howard Lutnick’s tariff logic—she was launching a moment that instantly became viral gold.
We Cannot Build Bananas in America Shirt – The Congressional Clapback Heard Around the Internet
What began as a dry economic debate turned into meme legend when Lutnick claimed tariffs wouldn’t be an issue if we just manufactured things in the U.S. Dean, deadpan and razor-sharp, replied with five unforgettable words: “We cannot build bananas in America.” It was funny, true, and painfully emblematic of how broken political arguments can be.
Now, that moment lives forever in the form of this brilliantly absurd tee. With the quote boldly printed in all caps across the chest and a striking yellow banana centered in the middle, the design blends patriotism with absurdity. Red, white, and blue stars frame the line like it belongs in a textbook—which honestly, it might one day.
Crafted from premium cotton, the shirt isn’t just for laughs—it’s made for comfort. Whether you’re wearing it to a protest, a BBQ, or just through TSA with a smirk, the unisex fit makes it an easy go-to for anyone fluent in satire and political chaos.
This isn’t just a graphic tee. It’s commentary. A direct quote from a sitting Congresswoman, calling out the ridiculousness of economic oversimplifications in real time. It’s why TikTok ran with it. It’s why Gen Z and policy wonks alike are obsessed. And now, it’s your turn to wear the moment.
Why You’ll Love It
- Features Rep. Madeleine Dean’s viral quote in response to Howard Lutnick
- Sharp, satirical design with a high-contrast banana centerpiece
- Lightweight, breathable cotton for everyday wear
- Unisex sizing that fits every kind of protester, professor, or meme lord
- The official uniform of people who know bananas don’t grow in Detroit
The We Cannot Build Bananas in America Shirt is more than a joke—it’s a statement. One politician nailed it. Now you can, too.
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PRODUCT DETAILS
Product Details
Attribute | Details |
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Color | Printed With Different Colors |
Size | Various Size (From S to 4XL) |
Style | Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts |
Brand | AshBubble |
Made | In the United States |
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